I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
Fuck if I know. Those are stupid questions that I have no intention of answering. I'm just trying to add some content to my BAD ART website to make it seem somewhat legitimate. This is one of my lame attempts to do that. BAD ARTISTS. So just pretend that I'm saying something incredibly insightful here about art or whatever. And ignore the fact that I'm adding in keywords like BAD ART FOR SALE or wOrSt ArTiSt EvEr in this section. Blah blah blah BAD ART EXAMPLES me want to buy UGLY ART. Art blogs, art for sale, looking through gary gilmore's eyes, bad art museum, ugly artist, I have a brain in my head I have a brain in my ass both with the same thing in mind both determined to guide me through my life, ugly art museum.
Just ask and maybe I'll reply
If I feel like it, (and if you have some serious money to waste), I might make you a custom piece of art. As long as your idea isn't incredibly stupid.
Want me to stop by and ruin your next event? I can cause an ugly scene, have sex with your wife, or give a 3 hour lecture on qualitative research design.
Are you dying to own a signed 8x10 photo of yours truly so that you can masturbate to it? Well, you're in luck. I'll even personalize it for you if you want.
If you're wealthy (and delusional enough to think that I may be the next Jean-Michel Basquiat or David S. Pumpkins), now's the time to write me a check and help exploit my art for profit.
Eager to ruin your reputation as a respectable art gallery? Then have a show featuring my work. I've had many exhibitions... if you count the ones I've held in my basement for my cats.
Are you a fellow artist and want to show me your work so I can steal your ideas? If I like what I see, I'll add a link to your page if you swear on the life of your first-born child to link back to mine.