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It's almost that time of year where everyone feels the need to go to the beach. I don't get it. I hate the fucking beach. It's hot as fuck and you spend the next 3 days digging sand out...

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I recently watched the movie Shallow Hal again. You may be wondering, why would I do that to myself? I have no fucking idea. Boredom, I guess. I remember seeing it...

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Believe it or not, I went to college. And yes, I actually managed to earn a bachelor's degree, though it was questionable for a while if I would or not. Too much partying...

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I've always wondered where that term came from, but I never actually cared enough to find out. Until today, that is. I finally wasted 5 seconds of my life to google it...

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I have a huge ego. I think that because I'm so smart and interesting, and have so many profound things to say, that I must share my wisdom with the world...

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