I see you as an individual of discerning taste. You're unconventional. You don't allow society to dictate who you are and what you should think.
You have an interest in art, but not just any art. You like shitty art. The kind of art that most people wouldn't consider to be art at all. But that's a good thing.
I'd like to sell you some of my shitty art. It would look great hanging in your bathroom, next to your toilet, so that urine can splash up onto it from time to time.
Title: fame is in your future